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___ Five, dump down. Yeah, that’s inverted, I’m just dumping off. ___ It better not be a long frickin’ train. I’m gonna need a tow out. It’s the shortest train I’ve ever seen. Wait. I’m gonna need a tow out at the guardrail there. Need a, what is it, rolling ridge after Owen Circle or whatever. I was pushing the snow to the guardrail and, uh, yep, I’m not going anywhere. I always, when I got stuck, I just ran a bunch of salt and then shoveled it underneath my tires. The ass end went into the deep snow and off the pavement, so I have no traction whatsoever. Pull you out with a pickup. I don’t know. I don’t know. You can try, but I don’t think so. I don’t want to waste my time if it’s not going to happen. Two pickups. Maybe.

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Abbreviations

  1. RP = Reporting Party
  2. BOLO = Be On the LookOut
  3. CAD = Computer-Aided Dispatch

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